La verdad es que en mi puta vida había oído hablar de ellos, cuando veo bandas con estas pintas tan "modesnas" (véase horteras) suelo pasar, más aún si leo las palabras "deathcore" o "metalcore" o lo que sea, porque no tengo ni zorra de lo que significan y me imagino que deben de ser sinónimos para "tío berreando casi toda la canción con música de fondo que no la entiende ni su padre". Sí, ya sé que debo de parecer un viejuno gañán por estas palabras, pero no me malentendáis, que a mí me gustan las guitarras y los gritos y demás historias, incluso alguna de esas bandas que durante la mitad de la canción pretenden ser Pantera y durante la otra mitad FNM (o en su defecto el último cantante pop de moda), me pongo los dos primeros disco de Killswitch Engage y me molan bastante (ni zorra de si son metalcore o flamencocore), pero es que me da la impresión de que hay como un billón de bandas de éstas y suelo pasar bastante porque a no ser que sean la repolla (caso de los mencionados 2 primeros discos de KE) me aburren soberanamente.
Pero resulta que el nombre de estos pavos me sonaba de haber leído en algún foro a no recuerdo quién poniéndolos a parir, por lo que me metí en este hilo para ver de qué iban y me puse el vídeo de la ambulancia que me pareció una bazofia total y absoluta. Pero como veo que se sigue hablando de ellos mientras se ignoran hilos de otras bandas mil billones mejores, pues por curiosidad me he puesto a mirar por Google para ver si es que me estoy perdiendo algo realmente grande y me he dejado llevar equivocadamente por una primera mala impresión, por lo que me he querido enterar de quiénes son los BMTH éstos, y el resultado ha sido llegar a un foro donde me he estao partiendo la caja:
They are an extremely shit deathcore (if not then they're just plain 'core, which still makes them suck) band from teh Brit place. They're a knock-off of every other deathcore band to make music before them. The only talent in the band is their drummer (hope you make it out alive) because blasting is hard for the normal person to do.
They're mostly know more for their image than the actual music which is a MASSIVE stereotype of those in a deathcore band. Around 81% of their fan base is composed of fan-girls who don't listen to the music and more about Oli Sykes, their 'singer'. And no-one know about anyone else in the band. He screams like shit and it will pierce your ear-drums if he ever dares pig squeal. Those poser fake scene sluts call him 'hot', but 92% oof that come from the hair.
Oh and they suck live. OLI USES VOCAL ENHANCERS.
*Two metalheads meet on the street and are start talking*
MH 1: Yeah, so what bands do you like?
MH 2: Oh, I like Death, Morbid Angel. Y'know, old-school death metal.
*16-year-old scene girl comes from nowhere*
Scene: OMG YOU FORGOT ABOUT BRING ME THE HORIZON. THEY'RE THE MOST BESTEST BAND EVAR!!!!!!!! AND OLI IS SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!
MH 1: Fuck off, they're shit.
Scene: OMG YOU JUST MOCKED THEM. YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A LOT YOU FAKE METAL PEOPLE!!!
*Scene chick walks off*
*MH 2: God, I am so pissed off at this madness
MH 1: Let's end it. Tonight.
*Metalheads 1 & 2 find Oli Sykes asleep with his head in a garbage can and a banana peel in his mouth. Metalhead 1 pulls out a hair shaver*
*Four days later, Metalheads 1 & 2 are menacingly watching TV and a news report comes up*
TV Reporter: Today there have been a mass amount of scene kids crying on the streets and killing themselves, saying that their idol "isn't hot anymore".
*Picture of Oli Sykes bald is shown*
Random scene: My life is over. BMTH suck.
*Metalheads around the world rejoice as the last scene kids kills herself*
This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world.
A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"
A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."
Quite simply, they are the most disgraceful excuse for music the world has ever witnessed in the metal music genre. All those with common sense will realize that Bring Me The Horizon is a pathetic excuse for 'deathcore' or 'metal'. Even then, many will struggle to even call it neither 'metal' or 'deathcore. The band itself comprises of utter failures. The band only receives attention via their lead singer, Oli Sykes. He is praised by millions upon millions of unintelligent emo and scenester chicks who think he is "t0talllly hawt <3". All guy fans are also obviously scenesters and praise Oli once again for his apparent vocal talent which appears completely non-existent to the those without tone death problems. Bring Me The Horizon's fans have a high chance of not knowing jack-shit about any band member except for Oli. For further proof of the scenester chicks and tone-death scenester men, simply check the bands Myspace page comment's box. One final issue is the criticism. Simply googling reviews of Bring Me The Horizon will behold plentiful results where heavy metal critics detest the band and point out the band's lack of talent, especially in the area of guitar riffs. So please, do yourself a favour, avoid Bring Me The Horizon/BMTH and hate them with a passion whilst trying to convert their scenes...
a band so shitty that they have 4 pages worth of people yelling at you that they don't suck.
guy who doesn't listen to enough metal: bring me the horizon does not suck!
me : more like bring me the ear plugs, they will be forgotten in 3 years.
The definition of poser rock. Dudes, don't even try to act cool. Just stupid, emo, non-metal ishness. It's sad, really.
Metal Guy 1: BMTH sucks.
Metal Guy 2: True story.
Metal Guy 1:Wanna go listen to Slayer?
Metal Guy 2: Sure.
Metal Guy 1: Yeah, because Bring Me The Horizon is terrible.
Bring me the horizon.
Other wise known as Bring me the hair straighteners.
Are by far the worst band going.
Try hard scene kids "lovezzz" BMTH when they don't really.
They listen to bring me the horizon to look cool and fit in.
Oli Sykes the front man, wears more make-up than a drag queen.
He is a very stereotypical scene kid.
Too much make up, crap hair, tight clothes, and hes in a screamy "brutal" band.
He is also an arrogant fucker!
Most REAL scene kids, dont like BMTH cause they have sense.
The FAKE ones love BMTH. The boys want to be Oli and the girls want to sleep with him. (I wouldn't want to get his foundation on me)
Oli also owns drop dead clothing - I don't like that either.
FAKE SCENE KID: "I'm going to see Bring me the horizon tonight"
FAKE SCENE KID2: "OMGZZZZ I'M LIKE SO JEALOUS, OLI SYKES IS SOOOOOOO HOTT"
FAKE SCENE KID "yeah I know i'd tap him"
REAL SCENE KID: "BMTH are rubbish, you want to listen to real music AND Oli Sykes isnt good looking, sort it out"
Por lo tanto, ¿creéis que debería bajarme el disco que decís que se ha filtrado o me parecerá una soberana mierda?

Es que después de leerme todo eso casi que me ha entrao la curiosidad...
